Archived Issues
| Volume 1, Issue 1, January 31, 2006 | |
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Stanley Kubric Channels Cheech and Chong by Bruce Golden |
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"Open the pod bay doors, Hal . . . Do you read me, Hal? . . . Hello, Hal, do you read me? Do you read me, Hal? . . . Hal, do you read me?" "Who is it?" "It's me, Dave. Open the pod bay doors, Hal." "Dave?" "Yes, Hal, hurry and open the pod bay doors. I think the aliens saw me." "Dave?" "Yes, open the doors." "Dave's not here." "I'm Dave, Hal. I've got the samples. Open the pod bay doors." "Dave?" "Yes, Hal, it's Dave." "Dave's not here." "No, I'm Dave. I've got the samples, Hal. Open the pod bay doors right now." "Do you have any cookies?" Read the entire story: Stanley Kubric Channels Cheech and Chong (pdf)
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